Jeff Simmermon is a storyteller, standup, and the producer/ performer behind 'And I Am Not Lying,' a variety show featuring stand-up, storytelling, burlesque, and sideshow that appears every month at UCB East. Jeff also teaches storytelling and hates text messaging as much as he loves talking to people directly. He is also looking for a job. You can find him online at www.jeffsimmermon.com.